Saturday 20 February 2010

Caption Contest!










Here are pictures from Lord of the Rings. There will be two winners. 1st place will have a choice of getting a banner, an award, or a sneak peak at a small section of my book. Second place will get an award. Enjoy!




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Eldarwen said...

#1 Sam (who is not pictured): Frodo, before we die, I want you to know... I broke your iPod.
Frodo: What?!?! You didn't...

#2 Aragorn: Yes, y'all make camp while I stare at my gorgeous self in the mirror!

#5 Gandalf: "Don't TOUCH the book!"

#6 Gimli: "Whoa! Look at the size of that orc!"
Merry: "We should take a picture."
Pippin: "I wish I had an ax. *hangs head low*"

#8 Gimli: "Your kung fu is no match for my ninja skills! Hiya!"

I know, they're lame, but that's all I could come up with. =)

{Hugs}
Eldarwen

Unknown said...

Okay here they are:
#1 Frodo: No Sam! Don't try to steal MY baby blanket!!! It's mine!!

#4 Borimer: Know that I have found this I will report to my Master! I have gotten the Precious!! (Gollum voice t end)
Aragorn: What did you saY Gollum?
*looks to Borimer* AHHHHHHHHAHHHH!!!

#2 Aragorn: That was not funny Legolas! I take pride I knowing that I am... I am... Oh forget it!


Last one: You don't see it? (snickers) The elves were trying to trick you in thinking that those capes were "magical" and could make you turn into rocks. I of course knew nothing of the sort so as you see I changed my cloak to a better one.. one that doesn't stink like elves and one that could really save me!! See if I hit this button here it turns me into dirt! Here take one too it will actually save you this time and the ring won't almost be lost!
(not seen) Frodo: Oh and where did you get that from the Dwarfs??

OKay!

Unknown said...

OH and the last one I did is the last picture and Merry is speaking

Unknown said...

Nice new background..!
~Eruanna~

Unknown said...

Picture #3: Sam: Would you look at that! The Gollum is dancing with Barney!
#9 Gimli: "I like to move it, move, I like to move it move it..."
#10 Elrond: Aaaaaahh!! Hannah Montana joined Sauron!! NOOOO!!! Arwen looked up to her!!! and... She was a great singer!
ELf Warrior: *thinking* Who is this guy? Our leader??
#1: Frodo: You did what?
Sam: *sorrowfully* I sold the ring to a man who... *sniffs* gave me three.. maagic beeaanss!!!

Stephanie said...

1.Frodo: There's a bee!! Rruunn!!!!

2. Pippin(in background): Aragorn, are you doing another commercial for Estel Men's Shampoo?

3.Sam: Star light, star bright, first star I see to night, wish I may, wish I might, have PO-TA-TOES for supper tonight.

4.Boromir: Some one switched rings on us!
Aragorn: How do you know?
Boromir: The words on it are a good hint. And I can read the script of Mordor.
Aragorn: (worried look) What does it say?
Boromir: It says *chuckles* "To my darling Aragorn with Love from Arwen". Now I wonder who the culprit could be?
Aragorn: Aw man!!

5.Gandalf: This book is MY precious!!

7.Gimli: Legolas, if you don't go and get a haircut at the barber's right now, I will personally give you a haircut with this ax!
Legolas: (off camera) If I get a haircut, then you'll have to shave your beard. *smirks* Deal?
Gimli: Aargh!!

8.Gimli: (rhyming) See me move! Be entranced! Everybody do the Chicken Dance!
Legolas: (off to the side) This is my worst nightmare!

9. Elrond: A bird just pooped on my beautiful hair! Where's my helmet?!

10. Merry tells his famous story of the Little Engine That Could: "Choo-choo!"

Hope you enjoyed these captions! :) Sorry, I couldn't think of one for #6. :(

Apprentice Seamstress said...

1# Some person: Frodo! Frodo can i have your Autograph!
Frodo: What?!

2# Merry to Frodo: I really like this tunnel it would be cozy if it wasnt for Aragorn.
Aragorn: What? I like staring at myself!

3# Sam: did you say there were peaches in Rivendell?

4#Boromir:Its so little yet i could make much use of it.
Aragorn: What? Like marry Frodo? It no use to us you FREAK! haha

5# Gandalf: No i deny it! I wasnt reading your diary just now i swear Legolas!

6# Merry: Oh Lord! Gimli i can believe you pushed him off!

7# Its not my fault im Short!

8# 10! 11! 12!~

9#Now Turn in three round circles while Yelling ELROND IS THE BEST!


10# Did you know Miso soup has 12 vital nutrients stuffed into it!?

Hope you like them!
In Christ
Milisande

Apprentice Seamstress said...

9# Now do the HOkey Pokey!

Sorry i couldnt help entering that one twice...